The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 Movie Reviews

So, I never really bit that deep into the whole Twilight hysteria but you can see why it works. Apart from Robert Pattinson's pouty charms as pale-faced vampire Edward Cullen, Twilight features a weirdly wondrous world of vampires and velvet coats, preppie students - werewolves in their spare time - with raging hormones, skin-tight jeans and salon-slick hair, flying in and out of valleys, classrooms and beds. But staying chaste and not biting

How ironic that a film whose characters can zip across forests faster than deer should be so slow and laborious itself! Breaking Dawn - Part 2, fifth and final installment in the cheesy but immensely popular Twilight movie franchise, is a film unlikely to appeal to anyone but hardcore fans who've been consistently forgiving of its many shortcomings. Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) has given birth to a daughter with husband Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)

HOUSES that don't need cleaning, money that doesn't need earning, degrees that don't need studying, dishes that don't need washing, food that doesn't need cooking, injuries that don't need healing... If you thought the vampire life as imagined by Stephanie Meyer was wondrous enough, you ain't seen nothing yet. For, in the finale, she throws in the baby with the bathwater: children that don't need caring. The fruit of all that longing

Heads pop like champagne corks in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2, the final chapter in the megamillion-dollar series about love, war and franchise immortality. And why not? Even with the lavish blood bath that slathers this movie red and pops those tops, these are joyous times for Bella (Kristen Stewart), who has risen revived, restyled and stone-cold dead after dropping a new addition to the Cullen family, those veritable vegan vampires

And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect piece of our forever.” Stephenie Meyer’s series of Twilight novels closes with that tenderly mangled sentiment, and it also flashes on screen at the end of Breaking Dawn Part 2, the second dose of a two-part film based on Meyer’s fourth and final book. As bad writing goes, it’s unimprovable, and its appearance in unapologetic black and white perhaps shows how warmly

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 Movie Review: 1.5/5 stars. What’s Good: The music; the action in the c...